Currently in Iceland being a dumb bitch 👍

merrrpppp:

I would like one large order of intimacy and affection pls. With fries.

(via channmander)

peachesarethebestfruit:

me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes
me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

(Source: federalbureauofislam, via channmander)

permeate:

(via justafuckingt-shirt)

primetime93:

I be checking my phone like I mean something to somebody lmao

(via justafuckingt-shirt)

Things I lost on Deployment:

-4 Pairs of gloves

-Debit card

-Patience

-My gf

-My tittys